"Certainly for more years than I have been alive, Friday the 13th has held the blame for being the clearing house day for all things, well, evil in the world.
"Some people are so traumatized by the prospect of something bad happening to them on these days, that they purpose to not even get out of bed. As if evil would rather chase you through your day, than to just find you waiting for it in bed, with the covers pulled over your head. Evil might be lazy, but it's not stupid!
"In stark contrast to the rest of the world, my wife and I always look forward to Friday's the 13th. She and I met on a Friday the 13th, we got engaged on a Friday the 13th, and we even got married on the 13th. It wasn't a Friday though, but that's because my wife-to-be at the time, thought two years was too long to be engaged and didn't want to give me the opportunity to delay things any longer. Sheesh! I even have the number 13 engraved in my wedding band, as a reminder of what good fortune Friday the 13th has brought to our marriage.
"Over the years we have broken mirrors, stepped on cracks, owned black cats and prayed for patience. None of which has ever brought us any of the associated misfortune.
"Unfortunately, you missed two Friday the 13th celebrations last year (hiding in bed no doubt), and you only have one chance this year to make things right. So this August 13th, make plans to change out of your pajamas, get into the world and take one of the many other bed-bound to dinner or something. I promise that you'll be just fine, and you just might make a habit of it.
"My wife and I have both agreed that our ideal Friday the 13th, would be to have a steerage stateroom on the Titanic II, sailing effortlessly through the Bermuda Triangle, renewing our vows under the arch of an open ladder (properly adorned for such an occasion of course), with my having first seen her in her dress before the ceremony and although she was lovely, she wore nothing old, nothing new, nothing borrowed and nothing blue.
"Our dreams will (sort of) be coming true this year, as we plan to spend Friday the 13th at the new Titanic museum in Pigeon Forge, TN. If the ship actually sinks this time, it would have to be caused by the museum hitting an icy economic outlook instead of an actual iceberg!"
By the way, we don't usually "do the tourist stuff" when we're here in Gatlinburg - mostly because there's too much work to be done. But we thoroughly enjoyed the Titanic Museum. It's very well done and we learned a lot. So why not come and stay with us - and visit the museum.
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